Armed Miss America 1944 stops intruder – Yahoo! News

Armed Miss America 1944 stops intruder – Yahoo! News

I just don’t think I need to comment. Finally, a handgun story that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

It does make me think of Little Miss Sunshine and the question of Ice Cream.

Father: “Don’t fire that gun honey, you’ll get big arms.”
Mother: “Oh, don’t go there.”
Father: “I’m just sayin’. Does Miss America wield a small firearm?”

Girl: “Oh, and Miss California? Do you like guns?”
Miss CA: “Why, yes I do.” Conspiratorially, “I’m packin’ now!”

Exeunt Girl with big grin.

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~ by merialiss on April 21, 2007.

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